The cook out

 Nature can be so beautiful a fox will eat half a rat the ground will have the rest. Mushrooms will grow from mouldy dead plants. And the ground reclaims us all. Sometimes the ground swallows us before we are ready but we soon come to terms with our new dirt bed. The ground will sometimes wail and scream to me to bring them back to our world but I don't hear it anymore. Not even when I still have my shovel in hand and I stand by my dirt piles out back. So here is your invite!:

You are invited to my back garden cookout, various meats will be supplied (no vegan options available MEAT ONLY.) Please bring plywood sheets preferably around your height but adjustments can be made oh and don't forget nails.

No need to arrange how to get home after I can take care of that.

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