Toothfairy

 Never a quiet moment in my life. Visit the kids, take the tooth and bring it home. every day. It gets repetitive and boring. But I figured out how to shake things up a bit. We fairies collect the teeth of children and bring them back to our superiors, but work is so slow right now. No children, no teeth. So I've started bringing tools to work. Nothing big, just pliers…maybe a hammer or two. Orphanages are the best, though. So many sleeping children have so many teeth. You know, fairy dust is the best anesthetic. The bone fairies will be happy that I made so much progress.