Safari Inn Hotel rules

 Good morning/afternoon/evening and welcome to the Safari Inn. We trust you have found your room and this note and would like to notify you about our rules and guidelines to ensure the safety of our patrons. 

Rules for staying at a Safari Inn:

Guests will be charged per night.

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2. Check-in time is 2:00 p.m. on the day of arrival and check-out time is 12:00 p.m. on the day of departure. Do not use the clock in the room. It tries to trick you.

3. If, upon check-in, the guest does not specify the duration of his or her stay, the hotel will presume you won't leave. 

4. Only 2 guests are allowed to stay in a room. Children older than 7 years and younger than 18 years old may not be permitted to enter. The hotel will take them

4.1. The hotel is not responsible for any incidents that will happen to guests.

5. All hotel occupants must be in their rooms before 11pm and are permitted to leave again after 4 am. This is when it will be safe

5.1. The hotel is not responsible for any incidents that happen to guests outside of this time frame. 

5.2. There may be a woman in a red cocktail dress roaming the halls after 4 am. Please interrupt her mumbling.

5.3. If the lady follows you, please don't go to reception, you'll infect the other guests.

6. Do not knock on other occupants' doors. What's on the other side might not be human.

7.If you see young children running, DO NOT FOLLOW.

8. If you see the creature in the gardens, act natural and walk slowly to the closest exit (he might not have seen you).

9. You are permitted to make as much noise as you like within the rooms, however you will only be heard if the window is open. Please take this into consideration.

10. If you see feet under your room door at 12.05am, do not talk to it, just slide a napkin under. if this doesn't work, we thank you for staying at the Safari Inn.

11. If you feel the beings under your bed, just ignore them. However, if you feel they are looking at you or you have felt them crawl out, we thank you for staying at the Safari Inn.

12. If you meet another person in the lift, do not break eye contact until you reach your floor.

13. If you see a silhouette outside the window at 3.05 am, immediately lock yourself in the bathroom.

13.1. If scratching at the door commences, run the taps and keep the lights off. 

13.2. If you hear it sing "you are my sunshine " we thank you for staying at the Safari Inn. 

13.3. You will be able to leave the bathroom at 4 a.m.

14. Don’t trust the man with no eyes. He can see you. 

14.1. If he starts his wager with you, we thank you for staying at the safari inn. 

15. Please be aware that although pets are allowed, the one you leave with might not be the same one you came with.

The Safari Inn takes no responsibility for any injury, loss, or death. We thank you for staying with us and wish you luck on your next night's sleep. May God protect us all.